Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think I found a new fetish. It’s when girl you sext with get in too deep and you drag it on too long and the full moon is coming…making them think they want to fuck you, like that they really want to fuck you, even though they’ve never actually seen you, you’re just good enough and pervert texts and giving them attention because you got very little going on in life, and you think they are great fun….and you don’t go meet them to fuck them back…

Over the years, I can think of at least one girl who got mad at me, broke up with me, ignored me, and had a breakdown over me…which is hilarious if you know me and the kind of impotent troll I am….

Not to mention, I’m a married man, I can’t just go out there and fuck all the one person in the universe who thinks she wants to fuck me…

What I’m saying is not fucking a girl, makes girls go as crazy as not getting hard for a girl, that’s happened before and every girl blames herself…making her put in extra effort to cure your coke dick…it’s brilliant..

Life Lesson / Words of Wisdom is don’t go give girls what they want to get what you want.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning..

Sports Fan Bitches

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Hailey Baldwin – Cleavage

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Olympic Diver Sex Drama

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Tom Hiddleston Fucking Nicole Kidman

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Why You Need to Get Out of Bed

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Univision has bought Gawker for 135 Million

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Playboy Mansion is Official Sold

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Girls with Dimples

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Why Trains Suck in AMerica

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The Making of the Stranger Things Title Sequence

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day August 17th, 2016