Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It happened again…I was sexting a girl, trying to get pussy pics and some fat, like real fat, disgusting, greasy, and pimply bitch interrupted and said “did you find it yet”…and I looked at her like she was fucking crazy….or a psychic who know I didn’t get the pussy pic I was looking for and stupidly I asked “what the fuck are you talking about porker”….and she said “Pikachu”…and I said…I don’t play that shit, I’m more into pussy…but not your pussy…SEEE YAAAAAA…but between you and me…I would have totally got up in that…because she looked like she’s always lubricated…probably the McDonalds…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Bending SLutty…

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Hollywood’s New Black Guy has a Rape Problem…

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The Blue Pants Wearing Chicken

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Amy Schumer’s Show is Ending

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The Willis Sisters Looking Slutty

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Dire Straits Gayageum Cover…WTF

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Girl Stuffs her BRa for Social Media Pics

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Ryan Lochte’s Troll is so Weird

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Blake Shelton Apologizes for Being a Racist – Because Saying Sorry Cures Racism..

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Truck Driver VS Floods

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3D Printed Lightsaber

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day August 18th, 2016