Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new hobby is hitting on wives – and I guess girlfriends – in front of their boyfriends…where that I try to get them to make out with me while the husband is in a conversation with someone else at the bar….not because I like married women, I like all women, but I like to test the hell prison they have put themselves into – by offering something exciting, in their otherwise very routine life…

So far…it’s backfired, when the husband caught wind of my hustle, he didn’t try to beat me, you know the standard way a husband would react when you’re grabbing his wife’s tits, he actually started hitting me on, telling me how bad he wanted to suck my dick and fuck my ass…because I was beautiful…

Point of the story, the deep revelation of my experience, is that married people…are weird..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

Girls in Bikinis

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Fugitive Who Tried to Escape Disguised as Old Dude

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Lais Ribeiro – Lingerie

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Lohan Demands to See Putin

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Leonardo DiCaprio and Nina Agdal didn’t Die in a Car Accident…

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Race Walking is the Funniest Shit Ever

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Hamster Does First Level of Mario

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Robin Williams’ Daughter has Written 17 Scripts No One will REad Since her Dad Died

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Soulja Boy Made Instagram Video Making Death Threaats to the Guy Banging his Ex…

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Toddler Found Strapped to a Fence in Washington State

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US Wrestler Gets Bitten By Opponent

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Truck Spins Out on Brisbane Motorway

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Girls at the Gym

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Lou Pearlman – Rumored Pedo – Dead in Prison

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day August 22nd, 2016