First Up – Sara Jean Underwood, who is in her 30s and really trying and succeeding at continuing to be tits and ass for the people, even though Playboy, her roots, don’t do tits and ass, and even though you’d think no one really gives a fuck about this Playboy look, vibe and experience…I guess hosting Attack of the Show…didn’t lead to hosting gigs – so back to the drawing board thats more of a place to get naked board…for dudes who may not pay her- but probably pay her…..
Second Up – Jenny Mollen, who you don’t know, but she’s married to the guy from American Pie who fucks the pie…I can’t remember his name and it’s not worth googling…I know the wife, because for a while she was a twitter aspiring actor / writer who would write shit for websites like Playboy…for frat boys…being funny and half naked – before getting married, pregnant and now…still on social media grabbing tits…because it’s shocking – or who fucking cares…
That’s all I have to say about that..