My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits….
I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood…
I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul….
But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance…
Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat…
And I’m a lifelong fan…