Today is one of those days where you have an orgasm – without using your hands.
I know most of you have never had an orgasm without using your hands…you chronic masturbators…
But today is a day like when you cum yourself in your pants on public transit while staring at some hot young college girl…you know just filled with excitement…good times…and humiliation…because no matter how good a day you have, you are forced to remember that you’re pathetic…
Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…
Slutty Fan Girls
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Apparently – Michael Jackson Ran the Most Sophisticated Sex Abuse Ring in the World
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People are Obsessed with this Guy and his Fire Ants
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2 Chainz Plays with $165,000 Kittens
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Yellow Bathing Suit
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The Fag Designer from Oprah has a Nice House
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Bella Thorne in a Pink Bra
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Liz Hurley’s Bikini Pics
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Chick Rips a Line Off her Phone on the Bus…
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Slutty Girls Sticking Out their Tongues
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Rooney Mara Cleavage
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