I like to write in poor grammar on purpose, just to annoy the people I am texting, or to see if they notice, I mean most speak to me in emoji or acronymns…and are just taking to themselves, so a little There, their, they’re, th’air….on a little UR, your, you’re , our…OAR….doesn’t phase them…fucking lazy pigs…they even fuck lazy…when they aren’t taking selfies…
I also like to convince strange women of all shapes and sizes and ages and weight classes that I got a girl pregnant from her swallowing my cum, before convincing them to smother me…
I know what you’re thinking, how do I exist, I know I am such a complex man with complex interests living a very complex life in a complex world…so diverse and interesting…
Slutty Mirror Selfies
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Olivia Wilde VS NYC Subway
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The Vape Artist
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Gigi Hadid and One Direction Holding Hands
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8 Year Old Skater Girl is Legendary
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Ashley Graham – Super Fat
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Shooting Outside of The Game’s Miami Concert
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Jimmy Kimmel Eats Penis
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Adam Levine’s 16 Million Dollar House
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Nelly Fans Come to the Rescue
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Stan Kubrick Faked the Moon Landing
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Lupita in Vogue..
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy to Grip Your Pathetic Cock…
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