The only interesting thing about being married to a fat pig you hate fucking, but who you fuck sometimes to keep her paying the bills….you know a little bootleg K-Fed style because a poor woman on disability in co-op housing was my Britney Spears. I just had to see past the morbid obesity and dive right in…
Is when you get a match on TINDER thanks to lying about your age with a girl who you think “nice, young pussy in my miserable life where my only excitement is swiping right”…tells you she’s a hooker…a 120 dollar an hour hooker…that’s almost affordable hooker…
But like everything, I managed to fuck that up too…because that’s what I do when I don’t have 120 dollars an hour for a hooker…even though it’s affordable..
Here are some stepLINKS…
A Bunch of Latina Sluts
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Leo’s 10 Million Dollar Malibu Model Fucking House
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Matt LeBlanc Creepy at the Emmys
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Economic Analysis of Homer Simpson
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Car VS Truck Accident
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Courtney Stodden in a Red Dress
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Fame Whore in a Thong
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Game of Thrones Pussy at the EMMYS
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My Mom Rear Ended Her on a Harley
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Puppy’s Reaction to the Dog Park
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Chloe Lloyd Tight Dress
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Some Radiohead Song
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iPhone 7 Smashed with HYdraulic Press
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Girls in TIGHT DRESSES
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Mel Gibson – 9th Child On the way
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Check Out the Pussy Kevin Spacey Fucks
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