Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking wreck…but for reasons beyond me…that are wired deep into my pervert soul – that I apparently have despite not feeling empathy, or really any emotions….ever….I want to taste every one of her bodily fluids…partially to see if I die…but also because I would jerk off to every second of it…not that I’ve ever actually jerked off to Lindsay Lohan…I don’t jerk off to these idiots when there are so many real girls but I like the idea of Lindsay Lohan and all her years of baggage, failure, depression because I guess I’ve been following her bullshit story since it started – not because I want to – but because it was fed to me…but now I’m ready for Lohan to be fed to me…I figure you gotta get a terminal sexually transmitted disease at some point in time…and it might as well be from a celebrity…who is no longer a working celebrity…but who is still a legend and she’s 30…despite looking haggard 50….thanks to face fillers she proabably didn’t need…but it’s all in good fun as a she knows she’s a circus freak….sold to the carnival from the family…