People think I’m an asshole – because I am honest….I think most people are assholes, even when they are decent humans on the surface, because behind the smile is a judgemental piece of shit hypocrite…
I did two nice things today…the first was at 6 am, I texted every girl on my contact list to tell them they are goddesses…3 got back to me aggressively at around 9 am telling me I was a piece of shit who ruined their day because they couldn’t fall back to sleep…instead of thanking me for my kind words intended to brighten their day…
The second nice thing I did was refused to fuck a virgin, I know, I didn’t know they existed either…at least not over 20 years old…and I’ve never fucked a virgin…maybe some girls who pretended to be virgins…because they were old beat up prostitutes and we both knew they were being theatrcial…but I never fucked a real life virgin…because I don’t want their first memory of sex to be my micro dick and obese belly smashing against her as she cries in the traumatic experience that will haunt her for the rest of her life…
I’ll take sloppy seconds….it’s what I deserve…because I am an unsung non virgin fucking late night sexting hero….
Here are some morning links…
Taylor Swift – Whore Tits
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The 21,000 Dollar First Class Ticket
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Sarah Jessica Parker – Huge Tits
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Brad Pitt and His New GF in their Trailer that Made Angelina Mad….
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Kim K Nipples
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Road Rage of the Day
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Corey Feldman is Sad
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Guy Used a Gun to Play a Classical Tune
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How to Have Instantaly Ripe Avacado
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Hot Regular Chicks in Flannel
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