I told a girl I would fuck her. She said she’d only fuck me if she was dead and didn’t have a choice in the matter…to which I said deal….and everyone around me thought I was disgusting…even though she offered it…
The funny thing about inclusivity – where we have to embrace everyone’s gender and sexual preference – is that there is no room for the necros…sent to their own necro island that was once reserved for LGBTQ…before they annoyingly built a boat and infiltrated straight utopia and I vow to fight the oppression of the patriarchy and social just to add the other “n” word to that acronym
And I don’t even like fucking dead ppl….but sometimes you have to fight for the rights of those who can’t fight because they are fuxking dead people….
Fan Girls to Jerk off to…
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Chrissy Teigen – Big Pug Face Tits
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Face with a Paintball Gun
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Miley Cyrus on the Evil of Disney
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Human Eating Mascot
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Woman Tries to Break Car Window After Being Locked Out
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Proposal Fail – Dude Lost Ring
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Angelina’s Shitty New House
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Justin Timberlake’s Hair Tribute
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Miley in a Titty Shirt
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On Your Knees Bitch….on your Fucking Knees
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Building a 737 Plane – the Video
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NBC Cancels Brad Pitt Break Up Special Due to Illuminati
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