It’s always a great day when a girl you used to sext with 4 years ago – is recently single and reaches out like you never broke off your sexting with a spread asshole pic saying “remember me”…
The internet is a magical place, where the girls you sext with don’t take you seriously and don’t want you to ruin their love…until realizing that love doesn’t exist during a break up and that sexting brings great detached joy….before falling in love again and abandoning my dirty talk for another 4 years…but one thing I know…I’ll be ready and waiting with open palms as to when they return back from being crazy in love…isn’t that a Beyonce song?…did I quote Beyonce….this is the problem with the music industry…fuck you Beyonce for smearing your commercialized feces on my LIFE…
Here are some stepLINKS…sexy people out there…I’m talking to you…
DARK HAIR LIGHT EYES
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Spinning Right Round Baby No More – Pete Burns DEAD not ALIVE….because DEAD or ALIVE chose Dead
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Mel Gibson Fucked Bruce Jenner
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Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn are doing a Music video together…and it’s Offensive
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Volcano BREAD is the FUTURE of BRead if you Live in Iceland
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Kendall Jenner in Body Paint Fuck this Trick
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Soviet ARCADE Time machine
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Bullshit Celeb Drama involving John Mayer Cock of the Day
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