So there’s this really busty girl who sends me pretty hardcore snaps….and has really been getting naked for me in pictures randomly over the last decade or so….but the problem is she’ll disappear for years at a time….send one or two…then nothing for 3 years…then one or two….then nothing…and I never know when she’s going to send them…or if she’ll send them…it’s just like miracle nudes…that are sent from heave…and her tits are so big and freakish..I am just happy they exist…and I get in on them sometimes…
Well this morning, I woke up to my snapchat…and apparently in my sleep I had viewed the snap she sent me….the first snap she’s sent me since snap first started…and it was probably of her tits…at 4 am….but I DON’T REMEMBER it…maybe I was wasted…maybe I just snap in my sleep like a fucking nerd….but I have no idea what she sent me, I fucking opened it in my drunken half dead stupor…and I can never relive that moment…and for that reason alone…I am boycotting snapchat…they ruined my day, my life, for giving options of disposable content….but feel free to follow me on snapchat…thanks..and busty girl…RESEND THEM TITS…I know she won’t….#sadness…
Here are some morning links…
Hot Selfies of Hot Sluts…68 Of Them…
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David Cross is Having a Baby with his Child Bride…
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Kourtney Kardashian – See Through Top
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The Sluts on Ocean 8
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8 Bit Halloween!
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Green Day Fans Exist and He Ended Up Playing Guitar on Stage with the Band
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Tara Reid for Maxim with her Tits Out
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Dog Tries to Eat Rain Drops Out of a Car
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Sara Jean Underwood – Nipples
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Cute Girls…
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Tom Cruise Found his New Wife..
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Jimmy Fallon is a Drunk…
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Tom Hanks Raps Rap from Big…
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