So far, telling girls on tinder that “I showed my cleaning lady your profile, she said that you’re my soul mate. I take what she says very seriously, because she showed me how to get blood out of my bed and carpet after my last tinder date…long story…and the point is she’s always right”….
They all block me….because no one is in the Halloween spirit of being murdered by a creep in a mask they met on tinder…
Not that that many people swipe right on me…they are mainly “Misogynist. Die”….and then block…because “show me your tits…and/or pussy”….isn’t a great Tinder profile…even if it outlines EXACTLY what I want…none of these kids understand efficiency..
Here are some steplinks…
Hot Chicks on a Bike Ride
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Mariah Carrey Billionaire Marriage Drama is Boring.
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Kristen Stewart LEsbianism is Boring
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Walking Dead with Raccoons…
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Some Whore You’ve NEver Heard Of in a Halloween Costume
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Hey Faggots – You’ll Never Believe Who is Going Back to TV…lol
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Black Chick Oiled Up Slutty Workout
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Virtual Reality Face Plant
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Tiger Attacks Trainer. GOOD!!
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Katy Perry Hasn’t Had a Mastectomy Yet
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Porn Hub Carves Up Halloween Porn Search Stats
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