The best thing about hangovers getting worse and worse as you get older and closer to death – is that the blackout portion of being wasted gets more and more common…allowing me to almost really forget how much of an asshole I am…
I just have snapshots of the night that started with young Swedish girls who are randomly in the bar traveling through who were creeped out by me – to some guy showing me his dick in the middle of the place….for no reason to the Australian chick who I somehow convinced to leave her really thuggish boyfriend to walk home with me…only to be chased down by him three blocks over when he caught me fingering her…but instead of punching me in the face, he just started to cry….while I stumbled back home – falling into the middle of the street more than once…like a graceful drunken dancer sent from heaven….a drunken angel…who ruins other people’s nights and relationships while bringing great joy to himself…only to forget everything brilliant I am sure I said…leaving me with nothing….
I guess what I’m saying is here are some stepLINKS in the morning…
This is Some Dumb SNL Hillary / Trump Skit that Reminds me That I Hate SNL
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Annoyed Dog Doesn’t Want to Share
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A Man Drinks his 32 Year Old Beer He’s Saved for the CUB win
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Toni Garrn at An Event…Like She was Still Filled Balls Deep by Leo
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How About Some Jessica Biel Whale Tail….for you Dreamers Out There
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Apparently – Lindsay Lohan is Being Paid by the Turkish Government to Spread Positive Propaganda About the Turkey…for Thanksgiving..
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If a Tree that Falls in the Russian Street…
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Mila Kunis is a Whining Feminist About Being Called Ashton’s Wife and Baby Momma, instead of being Celebrated for her Brilliance as an Actor…or Some Other Whining thing you’d expect a rich guy’s wife to whine about
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Cab Crash of the Day
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Real Life Subway Surfers…
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Man Hacks ALexa into Singing Fish
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The Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day
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Some Wonder WOman Stills
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