I’ve spent the better part of my life trying to convince girls, mainly strangers, that I can’t get them pregnant because my dick is so small…but that doesn’t get me anywhere…rarely is unprotected sex happening….so I decided to change my tactic and tell them that I have a massive cock…and that in college I was called the abortion clinic…because all the unwanted pregnancy girls would come to my dorm and let me clean out their uterus with my dick….surprisingly, it was also not a successful tactic…
Apparently, there’s an election going on and in the next 24 hours….we will see how ridiculous America actually is….
In the meantime…Here are some stepLINKS…and if you’re a hot chick…you can come move to Canada to live on my couch / rent is sitting on my face…
Sophie Turner is Dating Joe Jonas…
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Hailey Clauson’s Skipping Rope
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Jared Leto’s House is For Sale…
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World Record Rubiks Cube Win
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Cara Delevingne Fighting Victoria’s Secret…
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A New Jackie Chan Kung Fu Movie….
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The Kaley Cuoco’s Bondage Clip
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Kate Hudson – Cleavage
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Beyonce and Jay-Z for Hillary…
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Electric MX Bike
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Khloe Kardashian – See Through Top
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Forgiegn Monster in a Bikini is Anti Trump
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When Cyclists Take OVer the Streets
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Cat Goes to School and Attends Class….
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Some Gamer / Streamer tit Flash…
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Gal Gadot is Pregnant…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Laying on her Stomach Like a Whore
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Anna Kendrick – At an Event….
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Old Nude Polaroids of Em Rat Cow – Lookin Hot
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Mara Teigen – Braless…
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Fat Natalie Portman
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Some Creepy Furniture…
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Jennifer Lawrence is Straight Up Fucking Her Director Darren Aronofsky
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Kaley Cuoco’s Halloween Costume is Pretty Solid Slutty…
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This Movie “PET” is an interesting Story of Love…
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Solange Dancing in Panties on TV…
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Can Floof Protect an iPhone 7
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Sofia Vergara’ Big Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits – Put Lotion On
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Syphilis at the Train Station
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Cheesy Nude Photoshoot
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Lesbian Sluts Making Out
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Shit Pornstars Say
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Some Chick with a Trampstamp Getting Naked
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Squirty Pussy
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Amateur Butt Sex…
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Cure Your Hangover!
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