I haven’t figured out if the highlight of my weekend was watching my Fat wife eat an entire cake…in a few hours, I thought she’d get through it way quicker….but she’s still a champion in my eyes…
OR if it was dealing with debilitating hemorrhoids thanks to being a fat fuck who sits all day when not eating shit…not being able to walk because of your asshole pain it hilarious – but it does put a damper on anal sex in the gay bars when you’re just trying to make a living….however if it is ANAL cancer, it’d be a pretty appropriate way to go….
But I think the high light was being at the strip club where I got to turn down eager broken women who wanted to let me grab their tits for 10 dollars…because I don’t have 10 dollars…but also because I like seeing them boiled down to the hookers they are…especially when they get mad at you for stringing them along for 15 minutes before rejecting them. That’s just sales girl…you win some and in your case you never win even when you’re winning because you’re a fucking stripper.
I’ll get back to you when I figure it out and here are some stepLINKS – in the morning….
Italy is Launching the Most Gangster Burger
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Elsa Pataky – See Through Dress – Shows Off Her Underwear
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Elsa Pataky in Lingerie
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David Blaine Shocks The Roots and Fallon with His Magic….
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Garbage Can Takes Out a Kid
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Cara Delevingne’s Finger Banging Tattoo of the Day
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10 Movies that Predicted the Future
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Glass Door Takes Out a Kid
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PINK Is Pregnant
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Snake in the Restaurant Ceiling
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The Guy Who Just Wants to be On TV
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Pictures of Drunk People..
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Gilmore Girls in Berlin
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