I’ve been trying to find girls on TINDER to eat my ass and all I get back is girls that tell me they are depressed or sad – or any of the things that getting drunk fixes, but probably makes worse, but for a temporary period fixes…because last night and maybe it is where I hang out – or maybe it is what I attract – two different women in their 30s came up to me to tell me how depressed they are, how they hate their lives, how nothing is good, inspiring, exciting…from random sex to work to hanging out – nothing fulfills them and that they want to die…
I just don’t understand why anyone would be sad, or care, because ultimately, you live a shitting middle of the road or less life….working a shitty middle of the road job…where you have shitty middle of the road sense of achievement and where your shitty middle of the road boss doesn’t give a fuck about you or the work you do – unless you fuck up….only to live in a shitty middle of the road home, with shitty middle of the road kids that want more than you can afford because you barely cover your middle of the road bills on your shit salary…but every year or two you save up to go to some middle of the road 3 star all inclusive resort where you get some illness the second day…because LIFE isn’t awesome or fun or a movie or what you see on instagram…so stop expecting it to be…christ…all these fucking whiners…
They need to take a cue from my creepy neighbor who is unemployed and completely satisfied watching women walk by his porch – because he gets to analyze how supportive their feet are…and when he sees a pigeon toed bitch with fallen arches – walking all knock-kneed he gets excited…
That said finding girls on TINDER to eat my ass – because of my hemorrhoid’s need to be licked – like an animal licking it’s wound – and because I like my ass liked – is pretty hard to close…
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Britney Spears Lesbianism….
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Britney Spears is Slumber Party Tits in VEGAS
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Karlie Kloss – Sheer Dress…
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Star Wars Rogue One Featurette…
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Gossip Girl Chick Commits Suicide…
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J.Lo Tonguing Marc Anthony
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Female Body Builder Shows off Her Body
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Kanye Says He Woulda Voted Trump
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Pixie Lott Big Tits
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Zero People Want to Hear Trump Sing BABY by Bieber
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Flashback Friday – David Blaine Throws Up Frogs
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This Don’t Buy Water Bottles Ad is Hilarious…
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Kong SKull Island Trailer
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Margot Robbie – Rocker Bitch
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Lily Collins Armpit
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Rat Cow’s Butt Shot
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7 Things You Didn’t Know About Harry POtter
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Petra Nemcova Legs of the Day
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Kelly Rohrbach Trying on Dresses
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Irina Shayk in a Black Dress
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Rachel Hilbert – See Through Shirt
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Charlotte McKinney’s Starbucks Run
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Candice Swanepoel’s Baby Pic – Involves Big Tits
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Nina Dobrev at Some Event of the Day
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Amy Adams Titty Dress
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Hailey Clauson – Cleavage of the Day
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Slutty Iggy Azalea
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Peyton Roi List in a Weird Christmas Elf Dress
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Isla Fisher Cleavage
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Lindsay Ellingson Legs
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Nicole Kidman’s Awkward Jimmy Fallon Interview
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits and Legs at some Vacuum Event…
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Sarah Hyland Slutty Enough for a Random Site
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Kesha’s Fat Inner Thighs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Creepy Craigslist Ads – LA Edition
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Big Tits and a Dildo…
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Some Chick with a Hot Ass
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Titties with a CLothespin
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Tits at the Beach
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Chinese Titty Grab
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Racist Cop Porn – is Amazing
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Naked Breasts you Pervrets…
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Just some Trashy Girl Flashing
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Florida Love Story of the Day
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Small Load of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Weed is Legal – Get a Genius Pipe
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Hey Bitches – Do Your Kegels
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