Trying to convince girls from the internet to come over to be stripped down and decorated like a Christmas tree as I throw candy canes and sugar cookies at them while wearing a Santa costume- has proven to be difficult…
They assume it’s for some viral video, but it’s just a fetish that only happens once a year….and Thanksgiving is when it starts….I only have one month of Christmas porn left in me…
I guess I should approach shit with more of a Thanksgiving approach – you know be current, no one likes an eager christmas pervert – maybe I should either “come over to eat some Turkey” with a dick pic of my dick decorated like a turkey – where the balls are the jiggly chin…gobble gobble…but I’d rather just put them in a kiddy pool with a bunch of roast vegetables before stuffing them.
You know…normal holiday things….Here are some morning links…
Blac Chyna’s Mom in Lingerie
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The 20 Lbs Gummy Turkey
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Dirt Bike Taken Out by a Truck
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Mariah Carey – Huge Tits
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Alexis Ren – Snapchat Booty
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How is this The Ed Hardy House? He Sold Tacky to Tacky People – But Didn’t Live Tacky…I guess..Probably “These Dumb Americans Have Such Bad Taste Watch Me Make a Billion Dollars”
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Bullets VS Propellere in Slow Motion
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Martin Scorcese’s Got a New Movie – Caleld Silence
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Adele is Pregnant – With a Burger or Cake I assume
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Reese Witherspoon is Launching a Mom Blog
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