I don’t know about you but JCPenney has the effect on me, and not just on Black Friday – but on EVERYDAY…because it’s such a fucking pile of shit – it makes me want to mall brawl…
I feel like it would be a disservice to Cyber Monday, the day you can shop from the comfort of your own home, that may not be comfortable, like in my case it is filled with mould and a fat bitch who ruins my life and fills the toilet that doesn’t flush up with feces….but that I still prefer over the outside world….to not show you black friday brawl video – to remmeber what was – three days ago…
The best black Friday Joke I heard was “black Friday, but they already have a month”….oh internet…you salty devil….