I wanted to see some chicks I was talking to get naked at a bar because it wasn’t a stripclub – but I am an optimist who thinks all bars can be strip clubs with the right attitude…all it takes is lifting up your damn skirt and pulling your damn panties to the side…
It went pretty sour when I started defending bullying by pulling up chicks I’ve bullied over the years – or “body shamed” as they call it these days – who have found fitness and look good…because I guess even with evidence of before and after pics that they clearly see are a huge improvement over the before pics – they can’t come to terms with accepting calling chicks fat until they realize they are fat and do something about it…even though chicks are the first to call other chicks fat – they just do it behind each other’s backs…
Needless to say, I ended up just going to the stripclub to see naked chicks, because those girls know how to give me what I want….for 5 dollar cover charge and 10 dollars a song…
Here are some pre-xmas / post Thanksgiving links…
Tom Hanks Does Iconic Forrest Gump Scene
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Emma Roberts – Engaged
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Jerk Off to Mariah Carey Tits Grocery Shopping
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Vivienne Westwood’s Son’s Hilarious 6 Million Dollar Punk Rock Haul Burn
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Sluts in Dresses
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Melania Trump Naked – is a Hero to Slovenia
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SUPPORT OUR CYBER MONDAY SPONSOR
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ROOMBA Commits Suicide
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President Elect Trump’s Thanksgiving Message is Hilarious
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Jennifer Lopez and her tits
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OK Go mad a 4 Second Video and Slowed it Down to 4 minutes of Garbage
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Goalie Chooses a Weird Time for a Water Break
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The Difference Between a YAM and a Sweet Potato
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Miley’s Little Sister is Trouble
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