I like to use pedophilia as a metaphor for most things in life…like whenever I want something, which is rarely, I say “I want that as bad as a pedophile wants a kid, you know where it slowly consumes me, and it is all I think about until I end up fucking one”….but it turns out it’s not the best way to order a coffee and a donut…
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Girl in Underwear Tasers her Crotch
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Irina Shayk is Pregnant – With Brad Cooper’s Baby – Because Sugar Baby from Russia…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Mangled Face on Ellen Begs People to Not Read Tabloids Because Women Need to Support Women
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Bullshit…
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Angry Hippo Attacks a Car
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Mariah Carey is on a Salmon a Capers…
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Skateboard Made of Concrete
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Kanye West is Out of the Hospital…
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