The holiday season always gets me feeling sentimental…maybe it’s all the drinking and eating of cookies that puts me into diabetes psychosis…or maybe it’s because my hemorrhoids always seem to flare up in response the emotional trauma I have from being raped one Christmas when I was a kid – but a guy dressed like Santa Claus who was staying in our orphanage…maybe they are hemorrhoids at all..but rather just ‘ghost’ scars, like how amputees feel an arm where their arm once was….
Or maybe talking about being a kid raped by Santa is the wrong way to start this cheerful day, but instead I should focus on my breast feeding obsession that involved at least one stranger – college aged – sucking on my nipple in a bar saying “Momma” for her snapchat…that I creative directed…because I am an artist…they call me Art Jesus…
I guess I should post some stepLINKS…because I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I can’t stay here.
Don’t Rob the Motherfucker who is Pretending to be a Statue
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Kendall Jenner – Braless
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Video from High Places for you Pussies afraid of Heights
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When Men’s Bikes have a Horizontal Crossbar
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Serena Williams Wants Gender Equality
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Jennifer Lawrence on a Surf Board
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Most Basketball Three Pointers in One Minute
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This Amy Schumer Barbie Shit is Ridiculous
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FOAM PARTY AT THE POWER STATION
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Tom Ford Thinks All Dudes Should Be a Bottom Once
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