There is supposed to be a massive leak of celebrity nudes – but I don’t care – because I don’t think naked celebs are all that exciting or any kind of miracle – they are all just a bunch of attention seeking sluts anyway – only high end, too expensive for my taste, and I’d rather look at gutter strippers naked – because I know for the price of a crack rock – they will suffocate me with their vaginas…
I left the house for a minute and realized that masturbating while Christmas shopping should be done in the changing room, not outside the changing room while waiting for girls who are barely 18 to walk out of the changing room in their new outfits for instagram…
I was going to buy my wife a Christmas gift since I am a romantic – and I live in her house for free off her disability check even though the only thing I hope she gets for Christmas is a stroke…so I figure I’ll use her money to get drunk and try to fuck girls I don’t necessarily want to fuck, because only fat girls talk to me, but will fuck because they aren’t her….
Tis the season….
Here are some stepLINKS….because it’s stepLINKS time of the Day that – the christmas time of year…
Terrifying Ripped as Fuck Girl
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Courtney Stodden is Slutting Out for Santa
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Sara Jean Underwood Tits…
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Paris Jackson Doing Some Bikini Shit
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Human Neistat Human Droneboarding
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photos
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Robot of the Day
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Jasmine Tookes – in Lingerie if you can Call it That it is Victoria’s Secret
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J.Lo and Drake – FUCKING – Living the Dream baby…
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Lena Dunham Regrets Abortion Comment
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Turkish Star Wars
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Pregnant Irina Shayk
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The Hidden Meaning of Wall-E
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Lais Ribeiro – Lingerie if you can Call it That it is Victoria’s Secret
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Howard Hughs Has a Dope House….Too Bad He’s Dead
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Liam Neeson – Auditions for Mall Santa…
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Snooki Looks Like This
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Elsa Hosk – in Lingerie – if you can Call it That it is Victoria’s Secret
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Josie Canseco – Topless
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Two Women Drive in a Hole
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Stretching babe of the Day
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Tallia Storm…in a Bikini
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Mexican Fireworks
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I JUST WATCHED THIS 18 YEAR OLD HOT MODEL I LOVE TALK ABOUT NOTHING FOR 15 MINUTES
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME for my NARRAATIVE of THIRD WAVE porno of the Day
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Two Girls – One Dildo
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Naked Chick – Anus
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Victoria’s Secret Does Santa Baby
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Cheerleader Of the Day
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Worst Porn Ever
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Big Tits…
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6 Minute Orgasm
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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