Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day

If you read the site, and you don’t, but you may if you’re Chrissy Teigen, because she likes to google herself, it’s good for her ego, and I know this because a bunch of years ago she tweeted at me about how funny she thought I was, which was probably tactics to try to get more posts on her…and a year after that praise that didn’t give me a boner – like it does for other dudes with sites who go crazy when the girls talk to them – because they aren’t used to girls talking to them – and just want girls to talk to them – because they don’t hate any woman who is as vapid as an SI model wallet fucker – they just see tits….while I see all that is wrong with her – and prefer my asian hookers to be less vocal, more subservient and affordable….she went totally nutso on me – and her gang of followers went nuts on me – because I said she was old, fat, pug faced and if she didn’t get knocked up – her wallet she’s fucked and been so loyal to, will pay her off and find younger and hotter pussy – or she could kill herself…because no one would care……

She has since gone onto get pregnant, get a TV show hosting job, leveraging her life as a celebrity wife, which is a huge accomplishment for someone who was booking 3 jobs a year before the pregnancy…she’s more than just strategic with her pussy….or maybe her pussy strategy is why it all worked out…who cares..

She’s in Elle Australia, going international…and she’s got a new face, a less pug face, which for someone who lives by the pug….finds it sad…but makes her look like a better version of her terrible self…so thanks plastic surgery / injections / etc..this mom is better than ever…which biologically makes no sense – but thanks to science and does…

I wonder what the post pregnancy pussy looks like…that’s the before and after I’m more into..not that I’d ever be into Chrissy Teigen, she’s just ever present…like a herpes scab or hermorrhoid that just won’t go away, only more vile and annoying.

Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day December 22nd, 2016