I went to a trendy bar – which I hate and I am suprised I was let in, but my friend needed to pick up cocaine, and knew the staff….so VIP for the homeless dude…I even got a free drink….
There were a lot of good looking girls – and I asked at least one of them if she wanted to sit on my face and tell me what they wanted for Christmas…I figured we had been talking for a minute or so and it was a good opportunity to smear my charm on her…and to my surprise…she told me I was disgusting…but took it…and laughed it off…but the group of lesbians chimed in and went into that whole safe space, misogynist, date rape bullshit…because they overheard my Christmas themed sexual harassment, which being Christmas spirited cancels out sexual harrassment….and as expected…I’ve concluded…Lesbians hate Christmas….because they don’t get filled with dick.
Here are some morning links…
What Makes Christmas Music – Christmassy
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Sluts in Sun Dresses Bending Over
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Big Sean’s House was Pretty Shitty – Good Thing he Sold It
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Is America – A COUNTRY
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NBA Player asks Girl to Show Him Her Tits
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Emma Stone in Rolling Stone Magazine
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Big Christmas Weiners
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Parrot Does the Google Sound
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Basketball Player’s Military Brother Homecoming
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HOT TITS OF THE DAY 😉
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Lazy Dog ROOMBA
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Underwater in Antarctica
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Top 10 Shows Based on Their Ratings…
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