I like to think of myself as a Christmas miracle…the worst Christmas miracle ever…
I also like having sex with moms, not because I can fist them, not because I can’t feel the walls of their vaginas – because of passing the baby, even when stapled back to normal tightness, because I can’t feel vagina walls with any girl I fuck..but because they are used to gross shit, so if you shit your self from being drunk, they can clean you…
It is the most wonderful time of year, find recent divorcees, home wreck, celebrate Jesus…the other Jesus….look for the sad, the weak, the lonely….it’s the season of giving…and part of giving is taking…
I am a Christmas lover….and you should be to…people are so fucking easy this time of year…drunk, ready to fuck, depressed…
Here are some stepLINKS..think of it as a shitty gift from me to you….but I like to think of myself as a shitty gift to you….cuddles…
Victoria Silvstedt White Bikini
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Kristen Steward – Smiles
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Kendall Jenner – Leather Pants
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Chewbacca Singing Silent Night..
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Barack Sings All I want for Christmas is You
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Mariah Carey Does Here Comes Santa Claus of the Day
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US Embassy Does Some Weird Japanese Dance…
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Some Slut Sucking a Candy Cane
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Cameltoe of the Day
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Toilet Santa
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Stephanie Seymour in a Sheer Dress…
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Tiger Woods – Topless Selfie – Weirdness
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The 2016 Conan Staff Holiday Sweater Competition
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Suzuki VS Big Rig
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Rockettes Have to Kick and Smile at Inaugeration or they Get Killed Off like Dina Lohan
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This Day in History – Van Gogh Cut Off His Ear
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Be a T-Rex in this Interactive 360 Video
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Courtney Stodden Has an Xmas Video
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CHYNA was an addict…and had a Dick CLit
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The Secret Chord that Makes Christmas Music
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Lana Del Rey Shopping
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Worst Friends of the YEar…
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Nerf Overwatch….
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Some Slut in a Black Bikini
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This is Chloe Sevigny’s Apartment
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Mrs Claus is a Dirty Bitch
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Nude Model Photoshoot
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All I want for Xmas is a Foot Job
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Alwasy Check Your Surrounding Masturbating Girls
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Monster Tits
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MASTURBATING GIRL
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OH NO – her butt implants are falling off
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Tits Out
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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