Apparently December 26 is the highest death day of the year – too many cookies for you fat fucks…
I wonder how many of you died…since I don’t know any of you, assuming there are any of you…which I seriously doubt, since no one sent me fucking Christmas baskets, so I’ll assume you’re just a bunch of Russian spam bots lying to me about my relevance as a 12 year old site I update everyday of my life like some kind of asshole who barely gets paid….because I don’t even like this kind of content….half naked chicks when every chick is half naked…is boring…I should turn this into a Holiday specific fetish site…Fucking turkeys on christmas, and candy hearts on Valenties day, sticking chocolate bunnies in asses for Easter….10 updates a year….
I am in a cabin, on a mountain, with no car to escape. There is wifi…and I haven’t murdered anyone yet..but may…
While I work on that…Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…
George Michael’s Boyfriend Found Him Dead in Bed….on Christmas Morning
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The Best of Celebrity Instagram
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Sarah Michelle Gellar – RIPed the Wrong George Michael
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Kylie Jenner Remains Disgusting
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41 Dad Jokes in 4 Minutes – To Kill Yourself To
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Semi Truck Gets Raped Like a College Girl During Homecoming
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Bella Thorne Bikini
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This is One of the More Annoying Things Ellen Has Done
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Not So Sexy Pics of Girls
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The Mom from Family Ties is Selling Her Home of 42 Years….and You can Jerk Off To It
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Debbie Reynolds Says Carrie Fisher is in Stable Condition
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