Kate Beckinsale is dancing in her panties or a bikini bottom for shape magazine..
I am not sure what kind of effect that will have on the virgin loser nerds who are obsessed with her and her one movie role in Underworld…
But I know it’ll involve a lot of semen, even though her fans are likely in their mid 30s and older..because young people are too busy having sex with everything to bother obsessing over random bitches who look creepily hot for their age, like they are some kind of vampire, which is why what I do is so irrelevant….
I shoulda been tinder dammit…