My new pick-up line – that i’ve used at least once today – and that failed is..
“Don’t be jealous”….and she says “of what”…and I says “of my small penis”….and when she says “why would I be jealous of that”…and I says “because you want it but can’t have it”…
It won’t work…unless it’s on a prostitute…in which case why would you bother, just give her your money and take your damn blowjob like a man.
I am sure other things happened that were more worthy of being discussed…but why bother….no one cares..
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Lohan’s Poetry is Epic
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Bella Hadid – Midriff
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Madison Beer is Hot
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Mariah Carey Fires her Creative Director
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Amazing Plumber of the Day
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Alba’s Youthful Cleavage
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman…Pregnant Slut
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Jenny McCarthy Haggard Whore
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How To Make a Skateboard from Toilet Paper
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NBA Bloopers of 2016
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People hate Underhanded Free Throw
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Joanna Krupa is Naked
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Anna Kendrick Mangled Face
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January Jones Don’t Need No Baby Daddy
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Two Year Old Saves Brother
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Dangerous Crossing of the Day
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Krupa Cameltoe
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Dude Loses Car on a Ferry Ride
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Pia Mia Pumps Gas
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Jordan Carver – Hooker
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Why Did the Chicken Get Domesticated
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Pool Jumper Gets His Feet Mangled
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Celebs in Bikini Round-Up
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Samantha Grandoville – Naked
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Delivery Guy Gets Revenge
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Hilary Duff Hot Thickness
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Lena Dunham’s Fat Monster Thigh
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Lena Dunham Thanking Glamour for her Cellulite
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Recreating the Big Kahuna Burger in Pulp Fiction
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Stella McCartney in a Bathing Suit
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Hot Body
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Lesbian Threesome of the Day
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Girl Soaps Up Tits
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Naked on Bench
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Naked Bitches in a Red Room
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Booty Jiggle
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Sarah McDonald in White Swimsuit
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Amateur Romance
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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