The highlight of the weekend was not the 18 year old who showed me her vagina – just because I asked..even though she’s not old enough to drink…yet she’s old enough to send me pics of her vagina…don’t worry she’ll be 21 soon enough…and in those 3 years of not getting into the club…she’ll have lots of home time for pussy pics…
The highlight was seeing this Feminist who was protesting Trump, despite being Canadian, was asked why she was being annoying about Trump because she is Canadian…and as a Canadian, I’d say because the USA is a massive force in the state of the world and now a weird unstable crazy person is running it, could be terrifying for everyone in the world….but she wasn’t as prepared….she just paused with no answer and started crying to divert from not having an Answer – because she had no answer, she couldn’t say she didn’t know why she was protesting, or that she was just bandwangoning…so like a 5 year old….
If you’re a whining little twat…remember if any ever asks “why”…just cry, and tell them you need a safe space…
PUSSIES aren’t just on hats this week people…they are EVERYWHERE…
Here are some morning links…
These Accidental Swastikas is LOLz
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Ringling Circus is Shutting DOwn
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Superfly – Who Beat and Killed His GF in the 80s – is Dead
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Blind Skateboarder!
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Ozzy Man Reviews Greatest Drunk Fight Ever
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Some Butterfly Knife Tricks
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Julianne Hough Tight Fitness Body..
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The Actress Who Fucked Her Way into Buckinham Palace – Isn’t Even Hot
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Ben Affleck is Writing a Batman Script
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The Dog Who Does Snow Angels with his Human…
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Monkey VS Fake Monkey – Cruel Jokes
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SNL VS Donald Trump Golden Showers
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Epic Chain Reaction Trick Shot
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