The pick up lines I’ve been working on – need some work…maybe some input as to which one I should go with…
The first one is:
I am gonna fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk (pause while staring into her eyes) because in going to use a knife….
The second one is:
When I touch my dick it’s more like finger banging myself
The third which I use when discussion dinner date plans:
I’m not sure what I’m in the mood for, usually I just eat panties….
I am so good at romance…it’s an art….it is my passion….
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