I know you’re all so interested in my weekend….you know since no one reads this site and just come here accidentally for the tit pics….and because my life and opinion isn’t all that fresh, exciting or interesting, which coincidentally is how my weekend went, while trying to get AIDS from some toothless crackwhore who turned her life around thanks to finding GOD in the 90s, but who still fucks for money, is still toothless, and who spent the better part of the last 20 years dying of hepatitis, only to have had it cured…thanks to modern science finding a cure…reminding me that I missed her while she was ripe…but if I’m lucky…I got some herpes out of the exchange…seeing as AIDS isn’t a death sentence, just a modern inconvenience, hep is curable…herpes…the one all the famous hot chicks have…so they’ll like you if you have it too…that’s how it works I think….is still the painful and inconvenient…punishment from GOD that I am amazed I don’t have due to how bad I am with the whole condom thing. It’s like if I get hard…we gotta run with it…because we don’t know if it will happen again…
SO THAT was my weekend…
Here are some morning links…
Aaron Carter Got Beat For Racial Slurs
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Kong – Skull Island – Trailer
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Runner Blatantly Robbed…..
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Her name is CJ Franco…She’s Good…and TOpless and Giving the Finger…Edgy
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Elle King….Real Life Snapchat Filter (I still don’t know who she is)
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Kris Bryant Gets Pranked…
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Freezing a Heart and Smashing It….
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Kelly Ripa is a Cunt…
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Batman is Without a Director….
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Angelina Jolie VS Cambodia
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Drone Taxi…
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Playing Dodgeball with Softball Player
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Serena Williams Half Naked….Monster…
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