Butthole negotiations…have got so pathetic on my end…because I basically sit at home, drink rum or whiskey or tequila or beer or anything with alcohol in it…on the internet…because I am like all of you lazy slobs stuck on a screen…using it as a picture book…where all I try to do is get girls to send me pictures….specifically of their butthole…which is always an immediate “you’re gross”….or “you can’t just ask for butthole pics, you need to build to that”….you know cuz women like the seduction, you gotta make them wet and engaged, you can’t just be like “ANUS NOW”…..
So to deal with my impatience and disinterest in having to chat girls up to a point where they want to send me butthole pics…I’ve decided to pretend I am a butthole artist…looking for buttholes to be my muse…I figure it’s easier than romance and bitches like art…
Unfortunately my art form is the new imessages on apple stick figure drawings I’ve been mastering…and for some reason…that’s not considered a recognized art form…but fucking painting and drawing and instagram photography is…FUCKING RACISTS…
Here are some morning links..IN THE MORNING..
Angelina Jolie’s Old Face in a Black Tank Top Being Annoying…Hate Jerk Off To Her…
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Jerk OFf in Meg Ryan’s House
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Kate Upton is Clickbait for SI – LOOKING Fit…
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Japanese Pool Player Gives Best Interview Ever
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Kendall Jenner – Nipple Shoot
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits Staring at Panties
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Slut You’ve Never Heard Of – Bikini Ass
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The Matrix Starring Forrest Gump…
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Making Planet Earth II
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Recipes from It’s Always Sunny in Philedephia
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Prototype Hoverbike
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