Here’s a little boomerang dance featuring Jessica Alba and some other chick…because why the fuck not…
A little hip shake that got her the career she had…only with more clothes on cuz she’s a mom….and has a brand to protect…
A little slut gleam in her eye that got her the career she had before leveraging it into a billion dollar brand….
Because you can put the slut into the housewife with tons of staff / nannies and cooks to get by….but you can’t take the slut out of her soul….
There’s no way that Alba’s not out there fucking all the movie producers she can despite being married…she’s an actor, not a very good one, but an actor…and what you see of her is all an act…and like all actors..she’s probably on an Academy award mission, and the way to do that is to just keep fucking people in the industry…it’s good for ego…while her Husband…sits and waits for her to come home….the billion dollar brand is just bonus…