Sometimes when I shit in public places, like parking garages, mall bathroom floors, cuz the toilet is too rank, bus shelters and grocery stores in the dairy aisle…you know I drink and when I gotta go I gotta go…
I never think about the poor fucker who has to clean it up…I don’t feel bad for him, if anything I think it would be the best kind of motivation and inspiration to get him out of his job and do something else so that he doesn’t need to clean up some half dead person’s terrible diet shit…
I think I have created millionaires with my consistent and disgusting habit of shitting in public places…I have inspired…I have changed life…with my shit.
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