You look like a dump at the bottom of the fucking toilet…is not a good pick up line, even if that’s what the girl actually looks like. You have to massage it into them…slowly…like you’re making fecal art on the bus shelter or mall bathroom you would be if they were actually the shit they look like….
That said, my new favorite activity is photoshopping nudes chicks send to me – making them hotter and saying – “I made you hotter because I am god, but more importantly, so I can jerk off to you because you look like the dump in a bottom of a toilet…and not your dump…or my dump…a stranger’s dump….because I don’t even know you anymore…
That’s all I have to say about that…and I am drunk and not quite sure what I am saying…
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