My new tinder opening line when we match is something along the lines of “I am so glad that we matched, I already told my grandma about you, she’s so happy that I found love, I can’t wait to move out of her house, I am tired of changing her diaper and her making me suck her cunt. I am so ready to start our family”…
Now all I need is girls to swipe right on me….they never do….the never fucking do….
Here are some stepLINKS…
Emma Watson on her Pubic Hair
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No One Cares About a Filmer VS a Rhino
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Kayley Cuoco – TANK TOP
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Facts About the CIA
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Patrick Stewart and His Dog
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Cheech VS Chong
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Cruise Ship Big Waves
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Thor Getting Jacked for the Faggots
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Wonder Woman Trailer to Jerk Off To
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Blac Chyna Tits…
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The Kitchen Counter Aunt Becky Fucks on
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An Ed Sheeran Song Sang in Impersonations will make you want to Kill Yourself
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No One Cares About Mental Jack Russels
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Maybe You Care About Vintage Porn Trailers
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