It’s national puppy day, which I assume is a bullshit holiday for social media, but I am a fan of dogs, they are better than humans – and anyone with a dog knows that they are fun, cute, sweet, loyal, selfless, funny…and even when they eat a baby’s face off…I side with them because babies are shitty, ungrateful, asshole mooches who try to ruin your life and your napping…
So I do support national puppy day over national donut day – or any of the other bullshit days – because puppies will save your fucking soul….
I have a dog and encourage everyone to get a dog, to support RESCUE dogs, to support shelters, to support anything dog…and to jerk off to Kate Beckinsale with a puppy in her pocket, by imagining it being your cock…
She also does things with cats…not the kind of pussy play we’d like…but whatever…
And Here she is in leggings from the wrong angle…
She’s Kate Beckinsale, loved by the weirdest of nerds because she was in movie once, a mom in her 40s..who still looks this good, but that’s not all that rare in this era of plastic surgery, just yesterday I was staring at the mom in leggings over the daughter in leggings, because her ass was sturdier..
It’s a new generation, a new beginning, a new time to be alive….or maybe I’m just more perverted.