I met a girl in a bar who bet me oral sex to completion for something…now she was 300 pounds, her face was mangled and old, but I figured a blow job is a blow job unless it ends up with me eating her out for 5 hours, because you know she was going to drag that shit out….
I was not prepared to take on the challenge, so I convinced an asian dude next to me to do it, and in his broken English he lost the bet….because he didn’t know who Meryl Streep was….
Poor bastard…..there are victims….from all angles, not just women.
Here are some stepLINKS..
Insane Person at the Gym
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Patrick Stewart in Drag is TErrifying
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Monster Truck Front Flip
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Alex Skarsgard’s Dick
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Trashy Latch On Scenester Bieber and Willow Smith Fucking Sluts in Bikinis
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Val Kilmer Wants to Fuck Cate Blancett
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Lines in the Sand…Erotica…
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Pharell is Writing a Musical
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Girl Thinks Water Heater is a Robot
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Cuba Gooding Sexual Harasser
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Aaron Sorkin on Diversity…
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