Bella Thorne is the magical redhead that has won me over – like this was an Archie comic – because he was a redhead obsessed with redheads – but when I read Archie comics I never understood the appeal of redheads – because I found them super strong genetic mutants that terrified me…
But for some reason, I’m into them now…and I guess I should blame Lohan because she’s the OG ginger cunt I wanted to get herpes from – and this Bella chick and her shamelessness is doing a good job as the hotter but still 40 something looking bootleg version of her…