Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home…
Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it….
I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful….
So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end….