It’s my Birthday tomorrow…I am not one of those people who gets depressed about birthdays, there are way worse things in my life than my age, or me getting older. Sure it’s just a reminder that I am another year older with nothing to show for it, but on the flip side, I am amazed I am actually still alive…and more importantly, every year I get older, my creep factor increases exponentially…
It’s like why do I pretend I am 22 on TINDER, because I want to tell girls I’m the old creepy guy after getting nudes, like the INTERNET was meant to be….
I have a titty blog, something that is a dated concept sure, but the fact I still do it is hilarious…and every year I keep the site up…it is another year more pathetic…and I like that..
I mean I still find the damaged 20 year olds who like to hang the way I like to hang…and tonight…I get to get drunk with strippers…always reaffirming that even if you can’t get girls to hang…you can buy them….
Life is a wonderful gift, even if it is horrible and I try to self destruct consistently….
Here are some stepLINKS…
RIP Don Rickles. I’ve Seen Him Perform. He was Great….
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Old Whore Music Video of the Day
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I Call this Video the Kate Upton and Amy Schumer Porno
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Rat Cow in a Tank Top
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The Origin of Guitar Gently Weeps
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The House Where Tyra Lives
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Bella Hadid – Cleavage.
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Chris Evans and His Ex Jenny Slate – A Monster – Have an Awkward Reunion
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Michelle Rodriguez is a Man…
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ScarJo Poses with her Ex She Cheated On….
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Jameson’s History
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Giant Balloon Challenge
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TOVE LO – TIT FLASH
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Hilary Duff – Leggy on Set…
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Paris Hilton Not Dead – But She Should Be
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Very Polite Cats
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Jenny Jameson – MONSTER
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What Happens When Electricity Goes Through Water….Fascinating
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Chelsea Handler on Jennifer Anison
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Mischa Barton Firing Off Restraining Orders…
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Shia LaBeouf is Serious About French Fries
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Slut in a Bikini You’ve Never Heard Of
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Mermaid of the Day
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Booze and SLuts – Magical
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Slut With Long Legs
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FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR FILMING OLD PEOPLE FUCK
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THE PDA Girl – WAS a CAm GIRL
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The Dude at the Orgy
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Big Tits…
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Random TUMBLR PORN…
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50 MPH Creampie…
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
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