Arianny Celeste posted this video of her cooking in her underewear, because that’s what whores do for breakfast, the get into their underwear and dance and cool like an idiot, to try to distract from the fact that they are in their underwear, because they know that no one would pay attention to them if they weren’t in their underwear, but they don’t want to seem shameless, so they try to offer VALUE…and meaning to their content…like making eggs….
Her whole career has been an interesting, but barely interesting polarization of a whore, who got to work in the UFC which is a huge brand, and now she’s scrambling in her 30s to figure out what’s next….
How can she be a Sara Underwood, or a Brooke Burke, or a Pam Anderson…to take her fake tits and fit enough body, along with her newly jacked up to the next level…what brands will sponsor her, what dudes will care to still follower, it’s always hard being a cheesy played out bitch….I would know…..