Lana Del Rey is on the cover of a magazine – in a bikini – hiding her gut – because she’s normally kind of fat…
I like use her and her success as a reminder that you don’t need to be all that hot, you don’t need to be all that good, you just need a dad with a lot of money who feels guilty you have a drug addiction to hire you a producer, who has a vision, to record her tormented love songs in a way that people like enough to buy into…so if you’ve got a rich dad and you’re not Lana Del Rey – you’re doing it all wrong- because you could be…it can be bought…and it was…