Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The world is weird. I ask girls to tell me about their virginity…..but they don’t even remember losing their virginity. I ask them for vanilla and romantic sex…but they don’t want vanilla or romantic sex….so the conversation always goes to weirder places….like peeing on faces…

No I think Golden Showers have been a thing for a long fucking time, decades even centuries…but it was never considered part of normal sex…and for that reason alone it’s hot…

The first girl I peed on during sex was when I was 17, we were young, it was a good idea at the time, I don’t even know where I got the idea, but it happened and I loved it – and have forever carried it around with me my entire adult life…maybe it was just human instinct that brought it on….

Because it seems like the only girls willing to hang from TINDER…are ones who want to get peed on…maybe I just give off that “I’ll pee on you vibe”…I don’t fucking know…but it seems like the 1 in 100,000 girls who like to be peed on – have become the 1 in 100…and if that’s not an EASTER miracle…as a man who likes to pee on girls…I don’t know what is…

I think that is what EASTER is all about…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning for Easter Since He Died for your Sins so Sin…

Tickle Me Elmo Doll Without the Fur

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Jennifer Garner Divorce is Happening

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Cheetah Cub B- Roll

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Christina El Moussa is Worth a Fuck

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A Tribute to Carrie Fisher to Jerk Off To

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Tom Cruise Does His Own Stunts

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The Future of WOmen’s Golf

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Abigail Ratchford – Monster Tits

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Golden Retriever Puppies Have no Mercy

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CJ Franco Looks Hot

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 14th, 2017