Vanessa Hudgens is now a fitness ICON…
She’s come a long way from being a chubby Disney star I used to call PUDGENS because I am so clever – from the slutty selfies…before slutty selfies were thing…because she’s an innovator – and narcissist who likes looking at herself in the mirror but most interestingly – did it with a bush in an era where bush wasn’t trendy or cool – because she’s a hippie naturalist – or just a hairy girl who grows out bush in 5 minutes after shaving – who knows – or cares – she’s in a photoshoppped fitness shoot – looking good and photoshopped and that’s what matters but doesn’t matter at all – cuz no one cares about this shit…and rightfully so…
She’s at Coachella – because Coachella is the cheesiest place a motherfucker can be this weekend – just don’t tell the corporate brands and Disney stars that –
Ashley Tisdale Also at Coachella…
Let’s turn this into a who is the lame person getting paid to go to Coachella post…
Ariel Winter is there…for a brand…good job girl…fat chicks can make it…
Madison Beer – Whoever the fuck she is – I know, she’s 18 and has big tits….and should be cheesy and into this kind of thing – it’s the 30+ year olds I question..
Kylie Jenner is Super Casual and Low Profile there – She Basically Put a Neon Sign on her Fucking Mangled Tranny “she got it from her daddy” Head – I mean the family Plastic Surgeon made the dad a fuckable chick, their mutant daughter shouldn’t have been such a challenge.
Selena Gomez is on her way to the Desert…to Eat Dessert…..of The Weeknd’s Dick…she’s making it a girl weekend – but it’s a “don’t fuck other girls weeknd”…..get it..
I hear music festivals are great for people fresh out of Rehab…
Stella Hudgens was there topless – naughty Sister
Elisha Cuthbert is going because even when you’re too old to go to music festivals, you can still go to Music Festivals, and be the creepy old dude there..
Sophie Simmons and her fat girls tits were there – i wonder how she got tickets..
Jojo is in San Antonio – but that’s Honorary Desert….so it counts…
Katherine McPhee’s ass was there in a one piece – but not actually at coachella – i just figured the fry product placement was part of her coachella scam
Nicola Peltz also not there yet – but her nipples are in pictures and that counts..