No girls showed up to my back alley Easter themed porn shoot – where they got to squeeze eggs out of their asshole – or pussy – or both – depending on whether they had their period or not – all while wearing an Easter Bunny mask….and as compensation, they could keep the easter eggs after they are done, even though they’d have a high street value to weird asians who buy these videos….
And now Easter is over…and I’ve got to wait another year to attempt this lifelong project that always seems to fail…again…
Year after year…no eggs get squeezed out of vaginas….
But here are some stepLINKS…
Peep in a Vacuum Chamber for Easter Memories…
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Chris Brown – Busted Again –
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Navy Seal Busted for Making Porn with his Scary Looking Porno Wife
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Every Car in Fast and Furious Explained – By the Guy Who Built Them
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The best of Star Wars Celebration Orlando
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Slutty Adriana Lima Video
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Custom Glock 19
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Coachella Sluts…
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The Crazy Christian VS Monster Energy Drink ….
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How Movie Stars Look According to a Blind Man
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