Demi Lovato is on some LOOK at me kick. Her long term boyfriend must be over her and she’s mad about it – so she’s shaped up and is posting look at pics of me where you have to deal with knowing you can’t get with it anymore…
To which he says “I am fez from that 70s show and I was fucking you when you were fat to distract you from all the hot chicks I was fucking behind your back when you were on tour, but good job on the getting fit and posting erotica, it kind of takes away credibility from you body positive stance you had when you were dating me and fat….maybe you coulda done the fit slut thing when we were fucking so I didn’t have to deal with that belly…”….at least that’s what I’d say…