Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness…
ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone.
BUT she is still old.